semi-charmed kind of life;

bandbutts: If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life...

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:58:55 -0400

If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore

lovelyteex3: my-twisted-fantasie: boulevard-of-broken-souls: a...

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:58:11 -0400

my-twisted-fantasie:

boulevard-of-broken-souls:

alexissecrets:

suicidal-smiles:

darkened—wonderland:

THIS FUCKING THIS

B

HOLY FUCK! SO FUCKING TRUE!

(via

TumbleOn)

Seriously, just because it looks like we have everything we’ve ever needed, doesn’t mean we’re happy. And no we’re not ungrateful, or anything like that. It’s deeper. So fuck you to everyone who thinks, just because we have a good life from an outside point of view, you don’t know shit.

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brutalgeneration: (by Josh Farria)

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:16:08 -0400

brutalgeneration:

(by Josh Farria)

11:52 pm. I can hear a neighbor putting away the evenings dishes while a woman speed walks down the...

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:13:00 -0400

11:52 pm. I can hear a neighbor putting away the evenings dishes while a woman speed walks down the street. People are out and about and still awake because it’s hot as hell. It’s spring, I guess…but you can never tell what the fucking weather is here. Just a few weeks ago, it was thirty degrees with freezing rain. Anyway, while people are going about their normal lives, I’m sitting in my yard smoking a bowl. And I’ve waited for this high for two days. Parts of those days were great but later on in the evening, I started to feel miserable. It’s not because of withdrawal because that doesn’t happen, believe it or not. It’s because I’m not right with my own mind. Sitting alone makes me anxious and sad, even if there’s nothing on my mind at all. It doesn’t help that I’m nauseous 24/7, well, unless I’m high. And no, this isn’t a result of me smoking either. The sickness came first, or in between, I guess. Perhaps I’ve been sick all along. My whole damn life. There’s periods of euphoria and bliss, but they don’t last. Wow, I’m off track. I was talking about my physical sicknesses. The nausea, the drowsiness, the loss of appetite. I once tried to pinpoint when that all started. I guess after I became anxious. And after I spent almost a year going through periods of binge eating and restricting myself to 500 calories a day. I don’t want anyone’s sympathy. Maybe some advice, or any input at all. But don’t tell me you’re sorry, I don’t care about that. I don’t want you to feel sorry for me. If you want to feel sorry for someone, then it should be the one person that has to put up with the fact that one day ill be funny, energetic, and personable. The next I might have trouble getting out of bed. Ill be winey. I won’t want to eat. I won’t want to do anything. Ill want to smoke until I escape myself. I’ll want to be a better me, and ill mostly want to do this for her. Forget the sorrow, actually. I’m lucky enough to have this person in my life that will love me when I’m a shitshow or when I’m normal. Whatever that means. I’ve never been normal, I don’t think. But that’s a rant for another time. I’ve gotta go. And finish what I started.

what do sober people do with their lives?

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:28:20 -0400

what do sober people do with their lives?

partybarackisinthehousetonight: pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your...

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:10:24 -0400

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood

rnilkbreath: failedtextpost: rnilkbreath: analprolapsing: how in holy fuck do you not like...

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:09:15 -0400

rnilkbreath:

failedtextpost:

rnilkbreath:

analprolapsing:

how in holy fuck do you not like hawaiian pizza i’m seriously gonna call the police

LISTEN UP DICK NERD. THINGS U PUT ON PIZZA INCLUDE: TOMATO, CHEESE, MEAT, SOME VEGGIES (NOT LIKE CARROTS BUT LIKE ONIONS) AND THATS IT. DONT FUCKIN PUT FRUIT ON PIZZA. FUCKIN

brooke tomatoes are fruits

FUCK YOU

pineapple is SO GOOD on pizza

"Part of what psychedelics do is they decondition you from cultural values. This is what makes it..."

Sun, 19 May 2013 18:56:20 -0400

““Part of what psychedelics do is they decondition you from cultural values. This is what makes it such a political hot potato. Since all culture is a kind of con game, the most dangerous candy you can hand out is one which causes people to start questioning the rules of the game.””

- Terence McKenna

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Sun, 19 May 2013 18:54:05 -0400

climberdiary: theweatherguy: hate-d: powerful image I have...

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:04:14 -0400

climberdiary:

theweatherguy:

hate-d:

powerful image

I have so many questions…

its the canada/us border

i don’t even remember like 85% of 2012

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:03:51 -0400

i don’t even remember like 85% of 2012

Everyone is missing the biggest problem here. Fuck the ads. Fuck the links. Fuck the email...

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:00:03 -0400

Everyone is missing the biggest problem here.

Fuck the ads. Fuck the links. Fuck the email stuff.

Yahoo explicitly forbids pornography and sexually suggestive material on their websites and all affiliates.

That means no more porn on Tumblr.

this is stupid as hell

I know 6,000+ lezbedirty followers that are gonna be pissed when I can’t post anymore

maxterbate: maxterbate: Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr? Free chocolate milk for...

Sun, 19 May 2013 14:58:25 -0400

maxterbate:

maxterbate:

Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr?

Free chocolate milk for everyone

i have just been informed on this

elizabeth-hornswoggle: frickyeah1990s: Yahoo Tumblr Purchase...

Sun, 19 May 2013 14:53:09 -0400

elizabeth-hornswoggle:

frickyeah1990s:

Yahoo Tumblr Purchase Approved By Board

So Yahoo! is going to buy Tumblr for like a billion dollars… I don’t like it, I’m scared.

i wonder if/how this will change anything

ugh

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tayloraroush: snake-lovers: Python reticulatus That’s one...

Sun, 19 May 2013 14:40:25 -0400

tayloraroush:

snake-lovers:

Python reticulatus

That’s one pretty retic

brutal-youth: Twitching Tongues

Sun, 19 May 2013 14:39:28 -0400

brutal-youth:

Twitching Tongues

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