semi-charmed kind of life;

Hi, I’m Ashley. 22. Writer. Recent SU graduate. Attending beauty school soon. Aspiring to be sane, or am I?

The only people for me are the mad ones.

I’m in love with the most wonderful person in all of the infinite galaxies that exist. You can read my mushy posts here.
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iwigglesworth:

raviolitimelord:

riddle-my-hiddles:

tardisparadox:

thestarsgowaltzingout:emilytea10:invisiblecashews:

Actually,  the photographs are spaced ten years apart, not sixteen.

1912 to 1922.

The young, homeless (but no less dapper) wanderer shown in the first survived the sinking of the Titanic and swam to the shores of West Egg. There he built a life and a large, empty house, in an effort to win the heart of the wealthy, upper class woman he’d fallen in love with a decade earlier and had been separated from against his will.

He shed his earlier identity, and changed his name to reflect his new station. Jack was now known as Jay Gatsby, the eccentric millionaire who threw parties every night in the hopes that one day his love would show up and spin with him as they had long ago in the dance hall of the lower decks.

#and he still ends up dead floating in the water

holy shit

And then, at the beginning of Inception, he starts out washed up on a shore.

still no oscar

Leo’s entire film career of unrelated projects has better continuity than glee.

Reblogging for that last comment.

i’ve seen this so many times

but the glee comment

there is a huge difference between genuinely liking someone and liking the attention they give you and it took me a long ass time to realize that

almost everyone i’ve ever “liked” besides alyssa, legit

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all i’ve eaten today is half of a banana and a broccoli and i had to basically shove it down my throat

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Tagged: #fuck this

death-by-lulz:

Angelina Jolie talks Internet - 1994 [x]

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neophytedredglare:

thighrabanks:

prostitourettes:

found this from my first aid kit. i guess it’s an emergency party dress

that’s a fire blanket omg

no it’s an emergency party dress

imsecretlyamonsterrawr:

That smile ^^

going out tonight

conflicted about shaving my legs

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neil-gaiman:

amandapalmer:

last night @neilhimself and i got into a heated debate at a celebratory birthday dinner party at a friends house. i kept insisting that everything that motivates human beings stems from a deep-seated need to feel safe.

then i accidentally punched him in the nose. 

it was really funny.

#PassionateGesticulating #Marriage #Humans #Irony

Possibly slightly less funny if you were the one with your nose wrapped in ice. But still funny.

I love the hell out of her.

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