July 2012
redrumxo:
wizcoylifa:
you ever get the feeling that you just get on everyone’s nerves, like everything you say or do is secretly just annoying someone or pissing them off in some way, it’s a little unnerving
Me, every fucking day
Now I regret taking this weekend off.
onedayashore replied to your post: I finally have a weekend off and I want to go out… Fuck it, go out anyway.
I would, but I don’t have any friends. My Mom isn’t allowed to go. And, I can’t go out by myself.
June 2012
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I finally have a weekend off and I want to go out with my Mom and my Dad is yelling at me telling me that I’m an alcoholic. I’ve been drunk once since I’ve turned 21. Excuse me for wanting to go do something on a Saturday besides sit in my house alone.
Nothing is sexier than consent.
Stoner Etiquette rule Number 5
bellshit:
psychedelic-erotic-horror:
DO NOT ACT HIGHER THAN YOU REALLY ARE.
Dear lord this is one of my biggest pet-peeves of all time.
Do NOT start acting retarded if you’ve only had 2 hits.
You just look like fucking retard and are ruining it for other people.
really theres stoner etiquette
really we’re all 5 years old
really you crossed out fucking
lol stoner etiquette
what...
2boys1cup:
wow kids these days age 13 smoking weed and having sex? when I was that age i was popping pills, injecting heroin and planning my 10th murder
It’s 90’s night at the bar tonight and I’m going out with my Mom.
I don’t know what to wear, cause it’s way too hot to rock a flannel.
Maybe I’ll wear my Type O Negative cutoff and watch nobody understand why I’m wearing it.
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Bath Salts: Deep in the Heart of America's New... →
suicideblonde:
wilwheaton:
After decades of misguided hysteria, the War on Drugs may have an epidemic worth freaking out about, and it’s spreading across state and demographic lines at the speed of the Internet. NATASHA VARGAS-COOPER travels the country to uncover the way-less-glamorous-than-it-sounds world of bath salts, which has already come to a strip mall near you.
S’just Wil Wheaton...
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Angry.
Angry.
Angry.
Annoyed.
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I’m getting lazy with my workouts.
I only did a mile and a half today.
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sskeeze:
I wonder if Adele’s baby was planned or if it just turned up out of the blue uninvited
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My little brother just tried stealing my weed out of my car. I went outside and was like, “what the hell are you doing in my car?” He put my shit away and said, “Oh, I’m getting one of my sweatshirts” and he just happened to have one the backseat.
Fuck that shit.
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I’m not sure why, but I’m incredibly irritated/depressed today.
teenboystuff:
How come no one ever talks about The Princess Diaries makeover where the stylist tells Mia that her big curly hair is ugly and straightens it and that her glasses are ugly and breaks them in half and that her eyebrows are wildly unacceptable and tweezes them and that she is forbidden to wear Doc Martens ever again? Where is the body standards analysis of this movie that I wish I...
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so this customer came in tonight and ordered his sandwich and then he said to the kid making food, “please rub it on your ball sack”
and my manager was like, “excuse me”
and he was like, “please rub my sandwich on your ball sack…DO IT”
and then the kid actually did it
and the guy proceeded to eat the sandwich in front of us
he said, “thank you,...
porcelainanchors:
When I say, “the other day” it can mean any time from yesterday to 364 days ago.
Anonymously describe me in an essay in the...
I’m sick of working overnight.
Actually, I’m sick of working at this place, at all.
Thankfully I only have to deal with this for about 6 more weeks.
“I don’t know what they are called, the spaces between seconds– but I think of...”
– Salvador Plascencia
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Twilight series theory - Twilight as a tragedy...
mewtini:
from a post on reddit:
Let’s put problems with spelling, grammar, narrative flow, plot structure, etc. aside and just look at the story and, in particular, the character arc of Bella Swan.
At the beginning of the story, she is moving from Arizona to Washington on her own volition - she has decided to give her mother and her step-father some time and space and to spend some time with...
