50 Shades of Grey excerpt. And to think this book...
lizl0vesit: His breathing is ragged, matching mine. “When did you start your period, Anastasia?” he asks out of the blue, gazing down at me. “Err… yesterday,” I mumble in my highly aroused state. “Good.” He releases me and turns me around. “Hold on to the sink,” he orders and pulls my hips back again, like he did in the playroom, so I’m bending down. He reaches between my legs and pulls on the...
Things people keep wishing for that I am not...
the end of the semester summer summer summer summer
Anonymous asked: 1. Sexy 2. Sexy 3. Sexy
Anonymously describe me in three words.
thegeekmaster asked: What is the most embarassing porn you've ever gotten off to?
GO ON ANON AND ASK ME THE MOST AWKWARD QUESTION...
I’m bored watching this documentary about the science behind online dating. Apparently, 500+ people get married after meeting on eharmony per day. That’s just one website. How did people meet each other before the Internet?
sherlockchins: sunshien: my mom asked why i don’t read as many books as i used to and i just said it was because i read a lot of unpublished stories from independent writers online and she thinks that’s very good of me to give undiscovered authors a chance hahaha i just read gay porn #unpublished stories from independent writers online
The smell of her hair, the taste of her mouth, the feeling of her skin seemed to...– Georges Orwell, 1984
Lesbian: hey i just met you
Lesbian: and this is crazy
Lesbian: but i think we should cohabitate, my u-haul is parked out back, how do you feel about cats i really love tabby's i have two we're a little family looking for our missing piece we should get a dog let's re-do the kitchen all zen-like whaddya say....baby?
Other lesbian: *gets in u-haul and they drive off into the sunset together to live in perfect harmony for two weeks*
Pearl Jam - Hold On/Jeremy 4/11/1994 Nothin’...
thelocalpaedo: TAKEEEEEEEE ONNNNNNNN MEEEEEEEE TAKE ON ME
grabholdofthe-soul asked: love your icon picture!
I have like 5 bruises on me right now and they’re all from running into doors/walls.