DON'T DRIVE DRUNK.
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I don’t make New Years resolutions because I’m already perfect as I am.
My mother gave me 2 hydros for my back.
I was like oh, okay, whatever. Well, I definitely am not thinking about my back pain anymore. I’m thinking about how fucking weird I feel right now lol.
I seriously left my contents of my stomach on the...
lol it’s funny how this kind of doesn’t make sense also the contents of my stomach are on the side of my car no big deal
"Born this way" is bullshit
lesbianlesbos: lezgirlsrock: theunanswered: Ok…perhaps you didn’t choose being gay, but neither you born gay. It is how you grew, is how your environment was, that is what determines you. You are gay because you grew in a fucked up society, and I pity you. And I pity those who’re too fucking ignorant to understand what the fuck they’re talking about. Perhaps you should change your Tumblr...
africans: i better make sure to get on facebook tonight so that i can be informed when its 2012
I'm honestly really looking forward to this new...
"wow, you're really short"
squidwardtheunfriendlyghost: squidwardtheunfriendlyghost: WOW, THANKS, I’VE NEVER NOTICED NOR HAS ANYONE EVER MENTIONED THAT FACT TO ME. still relevant “SHE’S SO LITTLEEEE!” -___-
itunes can’t find the track titles to dizzy up the girl so I can’t import my cd. are you fucking kidding me?
My emotions are like a quarter flipped in the air; It’s just like black and...– eddie vedder
3:53AM and my Dad is still wide awake.
I guess it’s nice to have company.
I’m glad mushrooms are against the law, because I took them one time, and you...– Bill Hicks
According to WebMD, I either have:
a pulmonary embolism a failing kidney or kidney infection 10 other types of deadly infections shingles a miscarriage a pulled muscle I’m hoping I just pulled a muscle. I mean, because all of my other possible conditions are either A) impossible or B) deadly. Yeah, I pulled a muscle and my back hurts like hell.
scienceisrad replied to your photo: This is what I would look like if I cut my hair… Grow it out! Shush. I am. I still have to trim it.