You wanna be on top?
junket: I whispered seductively as I began my America’s Next Top Model marathon.
This one time in psych class, my teacher told me that true love isn’t real and that you basically just find someone that you can tolerate and that makes good money and you marry them. It was funny because she just got married too.
I’m lucky to have a girlfriend that puts up with the fact that I relate everything to Eddie Vedder. Actually, I’m just pretty lucky to have a girlfriend that puts up with me in general.
Reblog if your girlfriend is beautiful.
Anonymous asked: What does 'semi-charmed kind of life' mean?
She lost all her innocence. She said, “I am not a feminist.” It’s not yours. Fuck you.
oforganon: To all those men who don’t think the rape jokes are a problem: I get it—you’re a decent guy. I can even believe it. You’ve never raped anybody. You would NEVER rape anybody. You’re upset that all these feminists are trying to accuse you of doing something, or connect you to doing something, that, as far as you’re concerned, you’ve never done and would never condone. And they’ve...
avrei: tomorrow is national kissing day but on the bright side it’s also national meth awareness day
thegeekmaster asked: You'd totally go straight for 90's Pearl Jam, I gather.
I got a B+ on this paper and I want to cry because I did have an A in this class. Oh well, life goes on I guess.
I only have to write up one more quick thing for...
But seriously, my life is so exciting.