not-xdanimalx: Alkaline Trio - We Can Never...
eddieveddersboner: you know you’re right //...
chadwasjustchad: eddieveddersboner: have you ever thought about who your soul mate is? or where they are? or what they’re doing? or if you’ve met or seen them before? somewhere someone is out there and they’re absolutely perfect for you, a total match. they could be that kid you’ve known since kindergarten or someone you won’t meet until you’re fifty or maybe you’ll never meet them. that...
barbarienne: I feel like I’m having a mid-life crisis, 25 years too soon. This is exactly how I feel.
She'll be here soon.
My stomach is doing backflips.
My actual dream in life is to form a riot girl band like Hole and travel the world.
I hate when people are literally too stupid to...
This girl just told me that I’m not making sense. I’m making perfect sense bitch, you’re just too dense to understand what I’m saying. Got get a fucking education.
I love starting wars on Facebook.
I’m going to break the “I’ve listened to nothing but Pearl Jam for about 2 months” thing and blast some Tiger Army today. It is Halloween after all.
sweetlydispositioned asked: Have a good first date! I'm really happy for you :)
Today is the day.
cobwebs-and-cables: I’m a bit nervous… But, I’m also a bit excited. She’s gonna see me and bee all: So, then I’m gonna be all:
So, apparently, you’re not going to be my friend anymore because I don’t like you as more than that? That’s seriously the shittiest reason to not be friends with someone anymore.
homoarigato asked: I'll be back. Don't worry. Besides, tumblr is better than facebook.
I have a date tomorrow night today. Hopefully I don’t ruin it by turning into a bowl of awkwardsauce.
My mom keeps trying to hook me up with guys she...
felloffmydinosaur: Oh my God. You know you’re pathetic when you’re mom steps into your love life. My Mom has tried to do this a few times. Let’s just say that she is not a matchmaker. But, I do love her dearly.
so this guy came to order a salad from me at work today and he had cat make-up on and I was like, “how can I help you?” and he literally said, “meow meow meow.” Then he laughed and was like, “I’m a cat, get it?”
I have cramps the size of Texas and this shit better end soon.