semi-charmed kind of life;



apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad f**k” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.









this doesnt even need a caption… every girl knows what this is…


Actually today.



i will never not reblog. its too accurate

wait do girls really go in those weird half standing positions and stand on their heads type deal???




Sometimes you need to remind yourself that you were the one who carried you through the heartache. You are the one who sits with the cold body on the shower floor, and picks it up. You are the one who feeds it, who clothes it, who tucks it into bed, and you should be proud of that. Having the strength to take care of yourself when everyone around you is trying to bleed you dry, that is the strongest thing in the universe.

I absolutely needed to read that.

People say that their hearts
fall in love when their brains
tell them not to and that is
complete bull because
our brains are part of
our central nervous systems;

And that means that when my
hands are involuntary shaking
as they’re holding yours,
my head is sending signals
to my peripheral nervous system
causing me to hold earthquakes
between my fingers.

And that means that when the
bronchi in my lungs dilate
to allow more oxygen in so I don’t
have to gasp for air when we’re together,
it is the signals from my brain
telling me that I don’t have to drown
in your ocean.

And that means that when my
heart is accelerating to keep up
with the rest of my racing body,
my brain is the one driving
the show and everything is
automatic because loving you
is out of my control.

So when they say to me it is
the heart versus the brain
I tell them they are wrong
because when I fall in love
it is completely and utterly
and there is no rationalizing
or thinking through for
when I am in love
there is only you.

What anatomy taught me about love (via ink-trails)


john oliver is really not fucking around 


March 7, 2014 


March 7, 2014 



fuck education who wants to start a band

your URL makes me suspicious of your intentions with this band.

Jack and I were cuddling and I accidentally passed out.

I woke up like an hour later and him and Ben were no longer here. I’m assuming they went to hang out with a friend.

But I just got so sad waking up and he wasn’t next to me anymore. I dunno. I fucking love that boy. 


Matias Santa Maria