tonymyturtle:

modernizing:

good night

oh my god

staypozitive:

• Thinking someone is cute
• Having a crush on someone
• Being interested in someone
• Liking someone
• Loving someone
• Being in love with someone

wwruska:

REAL Lesbians React to Lesbian Porn!

I’m laughing so hard oh my god

callmekitto:

internetfeet:

People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t

Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”

And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”

THIS EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE 40x BETTER THAN MY ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE SEX ED CLASS.

malformalady:

The Great Mormon (Papilio memnon) is a large butterfly that belongs to the swallowtail family and is found in southern Asia. It is widely distributed and has thirteen subspecies. The females come in a variety of morphs. The most common morphs, such as anchanes, mimic natural models which are unpalatable to birds.

fishingboatproceeds:

Mind says 14 minutes. Clock says 2 years.

I can’t tell if life just isn’t very interesting or if I’m just not interested in life.

waiting-for-an-absolution:

I need some people to confide in, and I want people to confide in me. 

I want friends that don’t mind that I smoke cigarettes, that I’m queer as shit, and that I don’t hang out as often as I’d like to. 

I want friends to play football with, or baseball. 

I want bros that aren’t my younger brother’s friends. 

I want to have a few beers with the guys. 

I want some other people who are like me to hang out with. 

Or, ya know, someone to text and get to know.
Someone on the internets that isn’t interested in getting me naked on Skype.

Ya dig?

This, minus the sports and the beers.